We love when children are (unintentionally) inappropriate. And our children are always good for a dirty joke laugh or two.
The following conversation took place between Emily, her son Jack, and Lauren's daughter Libby.
The scene: Emily's house
After a fun afternoon and morning of complete chaos with our favorite family, the Snellings, preparations are being made for them to head back to Tampa.
Mommy and Daddy Snellings are frantically trying to gather all their children's belonging as to prevent any "where's my favorite leaf!?" meltdowns on the way back to Tampa. (For the record, Snellings daughter #2 actually did have a favorite leaf with her that she was very attached to.)
I(Emily) am making sure all the children say goodbye to each other.
"Jack, say good-bye to Libby," I say.
"I already did Libby," Jack yells, rushing by me.
(I can hear Lauren snickering from the stairs.)
"Yeah," Libby agrees, "Jack already did me. But Melody didn't."
Melody looks at Libby and proceeds to give her a hug.
"There," says Libby. "Now they both did me."
The following conversation took place between Emily, her son Jack, and Lauren's daughter Libby.
The scene: Emily's house
After a fun afternoon and morning of complete chaos with our favorite family, the Snellings, preparations are being made for them to head back to Tampa.
Mommy and Daddy Snellings are frantically trying to gather all their children's belonging as to prevent any "where's my favorite leaf!?" meltdowns on the way back to Tampa. (For the record, Snellings daughter #2 actually did have a favorite leaf with her that she was very attached to.)
I(Emily) am making sure all the children say goodbye to each other.
"Jack, say good-bye to Libby," I say.
"I already did Libby," Jack yells, rushing by me.
(I can hear Lauren snickering from the stairs.)
"Yeah," Libby agrees, "Jack already did me. But Melody didn't."
Melody looks at Libby and proceeds to give her a hug.
"There," says Libby. "Now they both did me."
Inappropriate conversations abound at Lauren's house as well. Over the holiday, Mr. Lauren used some of his time off to cross a few "honey-dos" off the list. While I(Lauren) was walking past the sun room I heard the following conversation between my 2yo daughter and my husband.
Emma Jane: "Daddy, what's that?"
Husband: "It's caulk."
Emma Jane: "I yike cock."
Husband: "Oh honey, please don't say things like that!"
Emma Jane(trying not to upset daddy): "Yeah, cock's gucky! It's not to eat!"
I just about died laughing! Husband also came dangerously close death, although he wasn't laughing...I think he had nightmares that night in which our precious toddler became a slutty teenager!
And since we have already mentioned doin' it and cocks, there might as well be a whoo-ha story as well.
One morning while Lauren was in the shower, Libby (4 years old) walks in and presses her little face against glass as usual. After checking me out for several seconds, she says "Mommy, why do you have hair right there?" I am sure I don't have to clarify where "there" is! I vaguely replied, "That is just the way God makes grown-up girls." Libby thinks about that for a moment and then said, "Why did God make it in a stripe?"
I didn't bother explaining that it was actually a woman named Cara that made it a stripe!
18 comments:
omg this is so inappropriately hilarious! I'm cracking up at the simple fact that you actually wrote the word cock on the blog!
Ay-yi-yi! Kids just manage to stick their FEET in their mouths all the time without realizing it, huh?
There have been times Mr. Daddy and I just have to look at eachother over Itty Bit's head and laugh.
Thanks for linking up!
Oh my gosh. Such funny stories : ) The caulk one is PRICELESS! I can't even imagine what your husband was thinking!
And you will have to tell Carla next time that her work was admired by your daughter : )
The caulk story is the best! That is so funny.
LOL! These crack me up!
Can't.stop.laughing. Boss.getting.really.mad. Must.answer.him. OMG ~ this is one of the best posts I've EVER read. Looks like I've got another one to add to the old Google Reader!
I don't know which is funnier..the caulk or the stripe!
Why is it that, without intention, childish innocence {ahem} tickles the adult sense of humour!
I think we're all recalling questions and comments made by our little cherubs, that have left us rolling on the floor laughing our butts off!
Thanks so much for sharing.
Cheers
Jewelz
OMG, dying laughing here. I totally lost it at the Cara comment. I too love it when kids say seriously inappropriate things and have NO CLUE what they are saying. (That's kinda sick, isn't it?) How come it isn't as funny when they DO know what they are saying. Hmm. LOL
And once, when I worked for Dollar General, I told a man the "cock" was in the last aisle. I thought I was saying it right was the sad part! LOLOL
OMG! Hilarious. Down right hilarious. Love the stripe comment!! Bwahahahaha.
Hahahahaha! I love it. I used to crack up when Nathan would cry out that he couldn't find his Woody and that he wanted to play with his Woody. That Toy Story movie made for a lot of good times.
Thank you for the laughs! Kids do say the funniest things, don't they! Ha!
This is TOTALLY hilarious!
hi-freaking-LARIOUS!!! I am dying laughing over here. Thanks for the laugh, I needed it. How do you feel knowing that all your readers now know about your stripe??
I just love conversations like this.
I'm LMAO yet not even one little bit suprised to hear stories like this. (In fact, it makes me feel so much better about my own kids and my own inappropriate take on such innocent situations.)
Thats what he said. Lol. I love your blog. Hilarous.
I'm so happy I found your blog! I'm laughing so hard right now...I have had the SAME conversations with my kids...My son calls his socks...his "cocks"...so for a laugh...occasionally I'll say "can you say "(insert adjective) sock"...haha...and Cash once pointed at my "there" and said "owie mommy!!" No buddy...it doesn't hurt..but thanks for the concern! :)
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