More Inappropriate but Hilarious Conversations with Children

I am starting to wonder if perhaps our children are smarter and more streetwise that we give them credit for. Because last week, while Emily and crew were visiting, the double entendres and innuendos were flowing like water! I mean, really, is it possible to make so many dirty jokes without meaning to...or do Emily and I just need to crawl out of the gutter?

You be the judge...

Now there was all of the usual talk from Libby about how excited she was that Jack was spending the night and how she couldn't wait to sleep with Jack and was she definitely going to get to sleep with Jack, etc and so forth.

Then there was also a rather humorous incident in which my younger daughter knocked Jack over and sat on top of him and started to bounce up and down. This caused both children to burst into giggles and Libby, never wanting to be left out of the fun, hops on too.

Now when you are only three and a half feet tall and there is already someone sitting on your stomach, really the only place left for another friend to sit is on your head.

So that is were Libby sat.

On Jack's face.

And then she jumped up two seconds later and Jack said, "Hey Libby, come back and sit on my face again!"

I thought Emily was going to wet her pants she was laughing so hard!

(Later, Em asked me if I had told my husband about that particular moment. I reminded her that my dear husband is still recovering from the whole "cock talk" incident with Emma Jane. Hearing about Libby sitting on some guy's face might just send him over the edge!)

While I did think the face-sitting remark was funny, my personal favorite conversation went like this: I caught Libby and Jack playing in Libby's closet. (I think they were having a tea party or something completely innocent like that.)

I reminded Libby that we have a very large playroom with lots of toys and that I don't generally allow my children to play in their bedrooms. But since we had twice as many kids in the house as usual, I told her that she and Jack could play in her room but they needed to stay out of the closet.

Jack immediately came out of the closet and said, "Come on Libby. We can't do it in your closet. I know! Let's do it on your bed!"

I think I did wet my pants a little...